Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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