Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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