I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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