Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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