so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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