You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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