I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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