you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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