Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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