So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Alive.
So much puke
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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