so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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