Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
