Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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