so that wasnt chicken after all
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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