Soap is not a condiment
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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