I have demons in me.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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