Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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