Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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