I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I wear drunk well.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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