i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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