dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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