'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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