She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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