3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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