I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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