drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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