hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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