I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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