real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I want to stick my p in your. b.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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