What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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