Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Randomize
