I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
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