oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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