her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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