That's intense
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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