The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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