so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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