i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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