fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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