I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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