We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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