Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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