What a fucking waste of an outfit
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Randomize
