When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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