We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
