I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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