bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
My life is pants optional.
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