glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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