you would pick up someone in the library
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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