but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Randomize
